NEWSFLASH: Three new female housemates going in tonight!
As Jen or Rex await the BB door to hit them on the way out, BB has decided that they need to glam up the programme with two new stunning female contestants, and a Theatre Director, who the Sun quotes as " she's no looker"....so they haven't written much about her. Which I think is disgraceful. I am on the phone to Germaine Greer as we speak to talk over this outrage!
She concurs that looks should not be the impetuous for the rite of passage into the BB house.....I mean look at Tenko that was great TV, and not a hottie amongst them....I mean okay it was a POW camp, and I'm sure MAC makeup probably wasn't readily available for them. It was hard enough getting a bowl of rice!
Anyway, I have again digressed. One of the "stunning" housemates is well know from the LYNX adverts, Ive seen a heavily pixelated picture of her and she looks okay. I'm not a steak eating, brain dead, ruled by my pecker man though, so I'm no judge of looks.
Give me Nigella Lawson dressed only in an appropriately placed lobster and two saville oranges, and I melt. Show me a page three model, and I reach for the bard suppressing a huge yawn.
Walt Whitman wrote " I sound my barbaric yawp over the rooftops of the world"(Goggle Anon)....I am finding myself doing that over the dullness of Big Brother. How very mundane to shove more housemates in. I am bored with the ones in there already.
The second "stunner" is an Australian Angelina Jolie look-a-likey. They are trying to give Stuart a playmate, instead of him always playing with himself!!
And, as discussed with Ms Greer, the third is a dowdy old theatre director whose not much to look at so why bother writing about her ( according to the Scum newspaper). I hope so goes in there and kicks some arse. What in the world a 40 year old career minded, obviously intelligent woman would want to go into that low life twat infested hell hole beggars belief......Could it be shameless self promotion for a new play....HMMMMMMM...Inquiring minds want to know.
On a rather maudlin note. It appears that I have misplaced my soul somewhere, and cannot seem to find it! I was thinking of selling it on EBay because I am desperate for cash, but it has gone. Vanished without a trace! Isn't it funny that we sometimes don't know what we have until we lose it, and when its gone, how we wished we had not taken it for granted for so long!
Mea Culpa, Mea Culpa!
TTFN
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