Here we go again. It's time for that jungle magic to begin. One of our very own will be shortly emerged into the world of reality TV, and crunching down on a kangaroo testicle to plump up a failing career.
Martina Martina Martina, an icon of the tennis world, probably the most revered woman in Wimbledon's colourful history, her lobs were legendary, her backhand top spin used to make me shiver with goosebumps.
I am not sure I really want to see her gagging on a wombat penis, whilst strapped to Esther Ranzen by a bungee cord, but it's all going to be pure sordid entertainment. We, the British public have a sick sense of watching someone suffer especially celebrities.
I look forward to the ensuing weeks of pain and agony. Minor D list celebrities arguing in the Tiki hut over lack of food and who is going to empty that stinking latrine. I say let them eat cake!
So I will be following Martina's jungle stint with great interest. Do you think she will have to endure the maggot and spider hair wash? Crawl in a cave infested with rats and maggots, all to get a star so her fellow contestants can eat a meal that doesn't include coconut and rice.
I will keep you posted. Is it Christmas already....where has my soul gone? I am again trying to buy my soul back from eBay, but there is a new clause that prohibits sellers buying back there own goods! What that bloke in Reddich needs with my soul anyway is another matter.
Ta Ta For Now
BBBL
7 comments:
can i just say....i am a HUGE fan of your blog, and when i separated from my partner it was the only thing to drag me from one day to the next. You feel like the friend ive never had.
Ive begun to realise that we are more than friends... we are destined to be together. we have so many things in common. We both use the internet, i too have big hands, i have black and white photos of myself, and i watched tennis once.
I long to run my hands through your glossy hair, whilst we both sit and ponder who gets to munch on a kangaroo penis. Oh how i long for this you delightful creature. I LOVE YOU!!!!
Dolly Dagger
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
You really are MAD
:)
Hi BBBL
So glad you are back and blogging! cant wait to hear your views and madcap musings on Im a celeb
You are a really funny woman who is hot too....are you single?????
One can hope.......Coffee sometime???
FemmeGirl XXXXX
And when we do eventually meet its me your going to be meeting for coffee first. Ain't that right baybee x x I cant wait to meet you, it will be like two stars colliding xx
LOLOOOLOLOLOL@ DD
Not sure we will ever have the pleasure to meet....seeing as though youre mad as a bastard brush!!!!!!!
God you make me laugh....two bloody stars colliding....what u like.....:)
As BBBL's big bezzie lezzie i am willing to take payment for dates!!.. or chunks of hair, spit, i reckon for the right price i can even skank a pair of her pants.. worn will obv be a higher price!..
Oh n femmegirl.. if ur hot and she says no.. ill go for coffee xx
Queerfairy
Bezzzzzzziiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Ohhh, maybe you and femme girl can hook it up!!!!! How perfect
I hold issue with chunks of my hair...you can have the spit....even the pants....but the hair....NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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