Phew, here we go again. All these women not enough time. Sian McClelland 24, Miss Gay East Anglia, is from Peterborough and works for the RAF.Calm yourselves people, we all have a penchant for women in uniform. I had a huge crush on the Lollipop Lady at school. I used to feign asthma attacks on the zebra crossing to get some of her pastoral care. Well she used to kick me and say “get up you stupid twat”, but that is beside the point.
MGUBL: “Why did you enter Miss Gay UK?”
SIAN: “I wanted to be a positive role model for boys and girls. I feel I am good at expressing my feelings so thought I would get it a go.”
MGUBL: “What do you think was the one thing that got you into the final?”
SIAN: “I think it was generally my personality. I have a style and a confidence and am very individual. The heat took place all the way back in April so it’s hard to recall all that happened”
I remember April well. I was in Florida and can recall a close shave with a rather obtuse alligator that had chosen our villa pool as its waterhole. Lollipop Ladies and Alligators, who would have em eh!
MGUBL: “Where did the event take place?”
SIAN: “The Crown Inn in Peterborough. It is owned by a lovely lesbian couple!”
MGUBL: “Tell me about your job?”
SIAN: “I work for the RAF. I am an environmental health technician. We take care of all the forces members. I love my job”
MGUBL: “Who is your favourite lesbian icon?”
SIAN: “Definitely Ellen DeGeneres. I like that she is opinionated, and she is very black and white. What you see is what you get. I’m like that too.”
I fear for my lesbian status I really do. I cannot stand Ellen; yes, she has done wonders for the community, and is shagging Portia, possibly the hottest women on the planet. Okay I do not like her for that reason I admit it.
MGUBL: “Eastenders or Hollyoaks?”
SIAN: (Laughs,) “That’s a tough one. I will have to say Eastenders?”
MGUBL “Would you do Helen Mirren (Prime Suspect not Queen Era)?
SIAN: “Yes I would because she is out there and different?”
MGUBL: “What TV show would you like to appear on?”
SIAN: “One of those late night quizzes where my personality could shine through”
I spent almost £50 on one of those programmes. We had to fill in the word. It was a six-letter word beginning with W, after eighteen attempts at one pound per minute I got through. The host who was clearly hyperactive said “Your answer Kathy” I said "Wanker". It was wombat, I was close.
MGUBL: “What would you bring to the community if you won Miss Gay UK?”
SIAN: “I would bring my personality and my objectives on life. I am a good communicator and express my feelings well. I feel I take other peoples point of view really well and would be a good role model”
MGUBL: “Have you ever made a Christmas dinner?”
SIAN: “Yes I have the full works. I love to cook I think I am a good girlfriend but I have just been dumped. I am too soft I think. But you have to pick up your feet and get on with it”
Sian is free and single. Another incentive for you all to make the pilgrimage to Birmingham.
MGUBL: “What were you in a past life?”
SIAN: “Well I’m not sure, but I would like to hope that I was someone that was remembered.”
MGUBL: “Do you have any phobias?”
SIAN: “Yes spiders, but being in the military you are not really meant to shown any weakness, so you have to suck it up”
MGUBL: “Do you have any special talents?”
SIAN: “I a professional street dancer. I break dance, and I play Hockey for England. I’m in the England squad”
That is impressive. I hated hockey after Michelle Hoyton smashed me in the mouth with her bloody hockey stick. I now have a phobia of hockey playing women called Michelle
MGUBL: “Are you going to win Miss Gay UK?”
SIAN: “I hope so. I would like to. It’s a learning curve anyway so I will just enjoy the night.”
Thanks to Sian for her warmth and sincerity. This woman cooks, so any single women out there looking for a real catch come to Brum and meet her.
Please support Miss Gay UK anyway you can. Leah and Nina deserve all of our praise for the immense task they have taken on. I will be accepting tequilas at the bar from 5pm onwards!
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