Big Brother's Big Lesbian: Past, present and future.

NEWSFLASH..Amy, Kara-Louise , Jonty and The Twins face the public vote on Friday!

So, we are going back to the future. The twin hologram projection unit has been projecting the image of the twins into the BB house for almost 70 days, and they went back to day 11 in the BB space-time continuum machine, which by the looks of it was made by viewers of Blue Peter. You could distinctly see the sticky back plastic holding the “Time Lever” onto the cardboard box display unit.

They were given an ultimatum. Break your twin bond, and be individuals, or go up as one entity, and face the public vote? Of course, they decided to be one entity, from now on Samanda will be known simply as The Twin.

With back to the future theme strongly rampaging though the weekly shopping task, I need to ask you this.


Has Tracey gone back to the future?



The resemblance is uncanny isn’t it? Give her a DeLorean and a dodgy 1980’s moralistic script, and we would be none the wiser. I am sure I saw Michael J Fox in the garden, by the smoking area on a hover board.

I do feel us, as viewers; have gone back to the future to Celebrity Big Brother last year and “chicken-gate”.

Although this time its “nut-roast gate”. I actually laughed for the first time in the whole series, at the sight of Kara-Louise scrapping Carole’s precious nut roast out of the tepid, uncooked Chicken, and putting it back into the bowl.
I’m sure I heard Jonty remark, “Hmmm, this nut roast is good, although it does have a piquancy of raw chicken anus to it”

I would certainly not eat the now, Ecoli infested, nut roast. Maybe Carole will shed a few pounds from salmonella poisoning. I have been an avid fan of Carole, but did feel a pang of sadist pleasure when we all knew they were going to cook the roast without her consent!

I could understand such fear from the housemates if they had, oh, I do not know, killed someone, or set the kitchen on fire. How dare they cook a meal without Eva Braun looking on? They are so selfish!

Brian and Kara-Louise went back to 2002 to go head to head with ex-housemates Alex and Adele. I will keep you posted about information I have in regards to one of those ex-housemates!

We also witnessed Ziggy, Carole, Gerry and Doc Emmet Brown in the year 1847. I feel they should have made them test out Victoria sex toys, or perhaps role-play the seedy underworld of Victorian prostitution.

Instead, they bobbed for apples and shined shoes! Oh, how I would have paid too see Tracey hooked up to the first vibrator, which was developed by an American physician, George Taylor, M.D. It was steam powered and used to treat “Female Hysteria”.

Good job Chanelle has left the house then. GT would have had her hooked up for days to cure her hysteria. Hysteria is Greek for “suffering uterus”. I am sure suffering uterus would have been the last thing on your mind after 10 minutes of steam-powered vibration.
Moreover, what did the Victorians ever do for us eh! I am sure Robert Louis Stevenson would not have been able to create a steam-powered engine powerful enough for Carole!

Madame Du Pravee in line with this week’s task has astrally projected into the future and seen glimpses of what the housemates will be doing after BB.

Brian will win, and will enter Mensa. The twins will do a commercial for double mint gum, and replace those American twins in the ra ra skirts.
Ziggy will marry Chanelle, have a sizzling football career, yet during a vital England match, will be sent off, and we will not get through to the world cup. They will have three kids called Hammersmith, Kew and Ealing Broadway.
Gerry will do stints at GAY with his museum artifact tour. That is all she got, due to time pressures from her agent.

I will leave you this this inspiring quote. Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.