Oh dear, Oh dear. Emily " I-Wannabe-A-Hilton" will not be able to face the public stoning on Friday, as she has been booted out of the Big Brother House.
She was asked to leave at 3.30 am this morning, after commenting on Charley's dance moves. How Charley manages to dance in full Eskimo gear is beyond me. Emily, who was obviously, in her mind,trying to speak to Charley on her level, resorted to some bizarre Bristol Ghetto language, and ended up saying the N word!
After "Shilpa-Gate" earlier this year, it seems Channel 4 have taken concise action, and removed Emily for racial abuse.
As much as Channel 4 must be commended for this action, I have now got 4 bags of gravel and ten tonnes of paving slabs to shift! I was so looking forward to seeing Emily walk the gallows. I wonder if Emily will now join Jade Goody in the bleak wilderness of TV slip ups. Emily, I'm sure, might be able to get a extra part in Ballamory, if she's lucky.
Maybe, like Jade, Emily will have to do a remorseful tour of South-East London, dressed in Eskimo boots and a curtain pelmet. So much for a Friday's eviction.
The vote logos are now conspicuously vacant from the website. Well, not to worry, a gay guy called Ross, is rumoured to be chomping at the bit to enter the house. Ross, whose best friends include Imogen and Sezer....hmmmm....I'm starting to see a character flaw already, states that he can turn a straight guy gay within nanoseconds!
I don't see any straight men in the house, well maybe Tracey! So I will keep my watchful eye open and keep you posted. Until then I had better get logged onto EBAY and shift those damn slabs!
Big Brother's Big Lesbian
