Wednesday, April 25, 2007

WWWeird Wednesday: Don't call me, I'll call you

Apparently lesbians are the source of great mirth and amusement when it comes to prank phone calls. A US company, LesbianPhoneCall.com, charges $10 to have one of their ‘authentic lesbians’ call your friends and family for giggles.

Choose from:
Lipstick Lesbian

Bull Dyke (Militant Lesbian) - '...often a tad brutal and don't put up with shit.'

Regular Lesbian - 'Our popular good ol' fashioned 'regular' lesbians talk the crooked walk'

Lesbian-on-the-fence - 'The coveted on-the-fence lesbians are a bit wishy-washy...'

Transgender lesbian - 'Like to talk about football in a husky voice.'

Catholic Lesbian - '...our Catholic lesbian is even more conflicted (we only have one)...'

Lesbian Film Critic 

Stoner Lesbian - 'Stoner lesbians say, "Dude" and "Man" a lot...'

Lesbian-on-the-fence? Lesbian film critic? I’m chuckling already. Oh, no wait, that’s a dry heave.

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